Student Teacher Tamil Joke
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
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LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jatila uchaa poitten.
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This is Tamil Comedy Joke
Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.
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Student Teacher Tamil Joke
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
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Timing Gounds Lollu Joke
Senthil:
Annae, ATM machine'la visiting card'da potta
ennoda PANAM varuma 'nae?
Gounds:
Indha maari kelvi'ya innoru murai kaetta,
unnoda PONAM dhan varum.
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Actor Tamil Joke
Actor to fan: Indha padam nooru naal odum'nu enakku nambikkai irukku.
Fan: Nooru naal enna sir, aynooru naal'ae odum.
Actor: Enna sir comedy pannureenga.
Fan: Goyyaala!, mudhala yaaruda comedy pannunadhu?!
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Vetti Nakkal Joke vetti penne vetti penne vetti penne
vettithanamaa vettipayan thaan vettiya sutharen
project varaadhaa project varaadhaa
inimel inimel ennaku project varaadhaa
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TEACHER & STUDENT Joke
Teacher: ennada 5 mark vangitu sirikirey, vekkama illa?
Student: naan onnumey ezhuthala athuku poai 5 mark potrikingaley, ungaluku vekkama illa?
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Lollu Students Joke
A LKG any asks his friend..
Dei machan nambo teacher dum adicha cancer varum yendr sollarangalae, athu correct a?
LKG boy 2 - illa da, nambo ma'am april fool panaranga,
dum adicha pogai dhan varum.
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Coimbatore Kusumbu Joke
Maamiyaar: Enna dhan irundhalum namma maapillai'ku over kusumbu'nga.
Maamanaar: Appadi enna pannar?
Maamiyaar: Namma veetukku "Naigal Jaakirathai" endru board vaikka sonna, "Peygal Jaakirathai" endru board vachittar.
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Coimbatore Nakkal Joke
Man1: Dei, evvalavu dairiyam irundha en veetukku vandhu ennayae edhirthu pesuva?
Man2: Naadari, ungoo'ttukkulla vandhu unna ethirthu pesama, pakkathu-voottu kaaran'aya edhirthu pesuvaanga?
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Nakkal Kusumbu
Doctor: Ungalukku heart problem irukku.
Kavalai padara maadiriyaana edha irundhalum, thooki erinjudanum. Ok va?
Patient: Appo unga bill'a thooki erinjidava?
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Tamil Kusumbu Joke
Josiyar: Ungalukku oil regai romba nalla irukku.
Man: Appam oru ennai kadai aarami'kitta?
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Doctor
Patient1: How u say that he is a duplicate doctor?
Patient2: His handwriting is very well da machi..
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Tamil Kadi Doctor Joke
Doctor: Ennadhu, unga kannukku chali pidichiricha?
Patient: Aamaam doctor, naan "cooling" glass pottu irundhaen, adhan.
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Funny Tamil Doctor Jokes
Man: Irundhalum neenga adhisthasaali dhan doctor?
Doctor: Edha vachhu sollura?
Man: Ungalukku oru operation'na neenga panna theva illa paarunga!
Oru side mookkula mattum aen podi podugireergal?
Doctor dhan podi poduradha paadhiya korachikka sonnaru.
Patient: Doctor, oor fulla alanjittaen,
neenga eludhi kodutha marundhu engayumae kadaikila.
Doctor: Vaada vaa, pena eldudhalainnu kirikki paartha paper'ra nee dhan thookittu poniya?
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Funny
Teacher: unga payyan ippadi niraya kudikiranea, neenga ketka koodatha?
Father: naan kettathuku ..Intha sarakku unakku othukkathu..Appadinu sollittan sir...
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Engineering College Joke
1 day Lord decided 2 visit earth..
He saw a man crying.
Lord ask, "y r u crying, my son?"
he said that he was blind.
Lord touched him and he could see . .
God saw another man crying and asked, "y r u crying, my son?"
he said, "Lord, I am an engineering student!" Lord sat down and cried with him...!
Paavam avaruke namme kastam theriyuthu..
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Silly Husband Joke
Wife: Ungala paarka doctor vandhu irukkaru.
Husband: Enakku juram adikkidhu, yaarayum paarkka mudiyadhu endru sollu.
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Stupid Wife Joke
Husband: Aendi saapidum pothu fan'nai off paneetta?
Wife: Neenga dhana idli panju pola irukku'neenga. Parandhu poitta?
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Husband and Wife Joke
Man1: Nethula irundu Pondaatikku bayapaduvadhillai endru mudivu pannittaen.
Man2: Aen?
Man1: Nethu dhan en pondaatti mandaya potta.
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Saamiyar Marriage Joke
Husband to Saamiyaar:
En manaivi vaaya katti poda edhavadhu mandiram sollunga saami.
Saamiyaar:
Adhu panna mudiyama dhan naanae saamiyaar aanaen!
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Kadhal Tamil Joke
Man1: Thambi, unga akka kitta indha letter'a koduthuru. Unakku chocolate vaangi tharaen.
Payyan: Konjam wait pannunga, mudal'la en akka kodutha lettera, pakkathu veettu mama kitta kodutha'raen.
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Marriage Kadhal Tamil Joke
Lady1: Ponnum Mappillayum kadhalichhu kalyanam panni, beach'la reception vacchaanga sari; aanna adhukkaga ippadiya?
Lady2: Aen, enna pannanga?
Lady1: Virundhula saapaadu poduvadharkku badila sundal koduthu anuppittaanga...
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Sillarai Joke Tamil
Girl1: En lover romba kanjam di.
Girl2: Edha vacchu sollura?
Girl1: Veettula irundhae sundal ready panni kittu vandhiru'raaru.
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Kadhal Joke Tamil
Kadhalan:
Kadhali kitta, Un pal' alagai'yae paarthu'kittu irukkalam endru sonnadhu thappa poyirichu.
Man:
Aen?
Kadhalan:
Indhanga pal-set endru kalatti kodutitta.
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mokka joke
doctor:saapthdu aparama tooka marundu saaptengala
patient:aiyayoooo tooka marundu saapda marandu poi toongiten
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Funny Mokkai
SAR 1-HOTEL'LA SAAPITTU MUDICHITTU PAAKIREN KAILA KAASU ILLAI.
SAR2- ACHACHO APURAM ENNA AACHU?
SAR1- APURAMA POCKET'LA IRUNTHU EDUTHU KODUTHAN.
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Koundamani Thathuvam Comedy
Senthil:
Annae, bus mela eri ukkandhu pona kooda ticket vaanganuma?
Koundamani:
Bus'la mela nee erinaalum sari, un mela bus
erinaalum sari, ticket vaanga poradhu nee dhan!
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Tamil SMS Teaser
kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???
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SMS Teaser
Today is World MOBILE DAY
So unga Mobile’a open
panni battery’a kazhati
Mobile’a soap pottu
kazhuvi
SIM cardla kungumam
vaitchuttu
Sollunga
GOVINDAA. GOVINDAA,
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College Tamil Joke
Figure illanna college waste sugar illanna coffe waste.
Love illanna life waste.
Moon illana sky waste.
Chellam Nee illana ....
Zoo waste!....
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Kadhal Tamil Joke about Girls
TVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal..
HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal..
CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..
Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!!
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